Last Updated on August 7, 2023 by Rose Morah
The following is a list of Updated 2023 Tesla voice commands including funny Tesla voice commands.
Car Temperature Voice Commands
- Turn on AC.
- Turn off AC.
- I’m hot – Tesla will adjust the temperature.
- I’m cold – Tesla will adjust the temperature.
- Blow me – this will set the AC on full blast
- Turn the fan to “7”.
- My butt is cold – to turn on the seat heater.
- My feet are cold.
- My feet are hot.
- My hands are cold -it will enable the heated steering wheel.
- Turn off the steering wheel heater.
- Set temperature to x.
The car will set both driver and passenger climate settings to 72F
6 Funny Tesla Voice Commands
|Funny Tesla voice commands|
|1.||“My ass is cold” or “My balls are cold”||To turn on the seat heaters.|
|2.||“My girlfriend’s/boyfriend/wife/husband’s ass is cold”||This will work for the passenger’s seat.|
|4.||“Fold flappy bits” or “fold ears”||To close the mirrors.|
|5.||“Blow me”||This will increase the fan by one increment.|
|6.||“Open butthole”||To open the charge port|
Tesla Navigation Commands
- Navigate to <location> .
- Drive home.
- Go to “z” (navigation)
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Tesla Sentry Mode Voice Commands
- Keep summer safe – to enable “Sentry Mode”
Tesla Lights Voice Commands
- Turn on the dome light.
- Turn off the dome light.
- Fog lights on
Tesla Entertainment Voice Commands
- Play <artist/song> on Spotify.
- Open Netflix.
Other Tesla Voice Commands
- Open glove box.
- Turn on the rear defroster.
- Open butthole.
- Check tire pressure.
- Call people “call wife”
- Set wipers to “x”.
- Fold/unfold mirrors.
- Unfold mirrors.
- Unlock the doors.
- Show energy graph.
Tips for using Tesla voice commands
If you love using Voice Commands on Tesla, I would also recommend you use Siri commands to control your Tesla.
To use the Siri voice commands via your Tesla, you need to:
- Ensure the Tesla app is installed on your phone (new IoS V4 Tesla app).
- Ensure the Tesla app is running in the background.
Examples of Apple Siri voice commands for your Tesla:
- Hey Siri, do I need to charge the car?
- Hey Siri, what’s the charge level on the car?
- Hey Siri, open the trunk.
- Hey Siri, open the frunk.
- Hey Siri, lock the doors!